She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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