I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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