you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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