I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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