I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I just blew my weed a kiss
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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