There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
