Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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