Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Buhtt sex?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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