Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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