That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
