You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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