Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
