i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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