How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
