I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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