Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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