so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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