i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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