I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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