did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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