Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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