I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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