Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
okay pat passed out under dana's car
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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