I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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