question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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