The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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