Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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