wat bout pragnant strippers??
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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