Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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