and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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