question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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