oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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