This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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Drake has all the answers
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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