Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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