This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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