I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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