If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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