You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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