I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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