I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Randomize