I think I am morally bankrupt
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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