Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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