Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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