yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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