I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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