You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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