When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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