So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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