Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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