But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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