Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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