you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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