your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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