I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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