Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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